avoid clever dicks - at all cost

for they serve the worst food on the royal mile and half their bar staff are stoned - usually amusing but not when you see your food go from table to table before they realise the only ones with knifes and forks may, perhaps, just be the table waiting for food..!

'er indoors thought her chicken kiev tasted like the food she got at her old uni digs - says alot - whilst i had lumpy mashed potato which splashed the water-like gravy all over the shop everytime you tried to cut it. i mean, cutting mashed tatties, ffs. the nacho's cost over 5 quid taking the bill to near £27 which is more expensive than the worlds end where food tastes like food.